HOLYSHITCOIN — a winged holy turd, drawn in ASCII

HOLYSHITCOIN

THE SHITTIEST JOURNEY TO SALVATION.

DOWN THE DRAIN

A FROG. A TOILET. A COIN.
YOU ARE THE COIN.

No account. No wallet. Just a name if you make the Holy Ten. Game score is game score — it is not a token and never will be.

THE HOLY SCRIPTURE

  1. Thou shalt flush.
  2. Thou shalt dodge the rug.
  3. Thou shalt fear the red candle.
  4. Thou shalt praise the holy shit.
  5. Thou shalt never trust a clean sewer.

THE HOLY TEN

  1. THE SEWER AWAITS ITS FIRST SAINT.

SPREAD THE SHIT

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